Is it just me, or does anyone else ever feel like taking off in the middle of the night butt ass naked and rolling around in the grass? No? Alright, guess it's just me. Anyway, I have had this urge for about the last twenty four hours to move to Canada and become famous. That'd be cool, right? But if I became famous (or infamous) IN Canada, would that make me a Canadian? Because wouldn't other Canadians want to call me a Canadian, because they would know me before all the Americans did. I don't know.
I wonder what I could become famous for;
1. Write a book.
2. Video tape myself rolling around in grass butt naked and put it on youtube. Follow that up with several other videos of me rolling around naked on different terrains.
3. Sell my virginity.
4. Be a stand-up comedian then go on to have my very own Canadian talk show and say "eh" a lot.
Any other ideas?
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